NT Team Thread

[Philly]

On behalf of the US NT management team, I wish to apologise unreservedly for the behaviour of the team during the latest OD Tour. Against all expected norms, we got promoted to Division 1. We assume that normal service (relegation to Div 3) will occur in upcoming tours.

A career in toilet roll advertising beckons. I can imagine the taglines you'd use...

"It doesn't matter how well you're doing, more sh1t is on the way"
"Did you enjoy your fancy dinner? In a few hours that'll turn into cr@p"

In the stalls at work, there a sticker that says, "Don't overuse toilet paper" and it's always made me laugh. Does it mean I shouldn't use both sides?